Planking Across America: Tea Party Dog Protests Obama's Support of Debt Ceiling Bill

Noni the Dog foamed at the mouth at the news that President Obama had decided to support the compromise on the debt ceiling.

"Where's the birth cert... I mean... hold on, let me think for a second... NObama! Does that still work? Ok, great.", the ardent Tea-Party supporter and likely 2012 republican primary candidate was quoted as barking on Sunday evening.

In protest, Noni has pledged to maintain this 3/4 planking position until Obama removes his support from the ongoing legislation:

I'm convinced this is where the downward dog pose came from.

Noni's fellow party members haven't yet built up the courage to ask if she's familiar with conventional planking form, instead opting to assume she's taking the Tea Party's status quo challenging ways to their logical evolution and applying them to planking (she knows that that owling junk is just nonsense).