Thursday, July 14, 2011

The New Pets.com

Hey, want to get in on this latest rendition of a tech bubble?

Well, you're in luck!

Well, it seemed like a good idea when VCs were trampling each other to dump money into our coffers.

Presenting, Gigwalk, the latest innovation in tech companies that would inexorably confound your grandparents**.

Ever wanted to get paid for walking around? If that's the case, your ship has come in.

Better strike while the iron's hot, though, because you've only got a short time before Google scoops this outfit up and makes this post look even more moronic than it already is. Before you quit your job, put on that second set of socks, and move to one of the cities Gigwalk's interested in, though, riddle me this: who's got the better track record - Google, or WIDWINW?

Exactly.

Wait, you picked Google?

This post is over.


**Decided to start at the second asterisk for this post, spice things up a bit. Hm? Oh, yes, the point of this footnote! Sorry about that - I know your time is valuable. Yes, I can hear it now: "who wants to pay me to walk in the who-now?". Feel free to disregard all of this if one of your grandparents is Steve Jobs.

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