Planking Across America: Angel's Landing

Kids, don't try this at home (unless you live at Zion, in which case you should try it immediately. go on, go tell your parents you're heading to the library, i'll hold off on the blogging so you don't miss anything...):

Planking Across America:
And they said it couldn't be planked.

I'd like to dedicate this planking to Malia Killings. Malia loves a good hike, and taught me enough little camping tricks to keep me alive while living with the sky as your ceiling. This planking's for you, Malia.