Sometimes a planking comes across that looks dangerous, but, upon closer inspection and a few well chosen words to assure the viewer otherwise, becomes something not fraught with peril, but rich with inspiration.
This (pause for emphasis) is that planking.
Planking Across AmericaThis (pause for emphasis) is that planking.
The rarest of Eclipses, and speculated by experts to be the cause of ritual sacrifice in ancient Mayan culture, Self-Portrait
The majestic Planking Mountain Range rises gently above the sunrise, Self Portrait
Hey, this isn't Topeka... Self Portrait.I'd like to dedicate this Planking of the Dawn* at Bryce Canyon to my future self, the one desperately and futilely trying to scrub the web of character-debilitating nuggets like this planking series that will forever haunt his hopes of a respectable public live. Here's to you, starched collar future John. This planking's for you. And don't fret - I hear Congress ain't all that great a gig anyway.
*Hey, did you know that dawn and sunrise are two different things? I thought they were synononymous. Apparently the dawn comes before sunrise. So, in actual actuality, these are actually pictures of sunrise, not dawn. Learn something everyday, right?
*Hey, did you know that dawn and sunrise are two different things? I thought they were synononymous. Apparently the dawn comes before sunrise. So, in actual actuality, these are actually pictures of sunrise, not dawn. Learn something everyday, right?
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